The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Farmer Explains How Climate Change Has Put His Prize-Winning Turnips—Boy, Those Things Are Scrumptious—At Major Risk [1483d]
• John Bolton Admits To Planning Foreign Coups [1483d]
• China Worried U.S. Outpacing Them On Poorly Functioning Low-Speed Trains [1483d]
• The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Design Your Home Entertainment Center [1483d]