The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Company Offering $2,000 To Release 100 Cockroaches Into Home [1512d]
• Tampon Shortage Solved After Woman Shakes Out Bag [1512d]
• Top Experts Divided On Whether It’s Better To Beat The Heat Or Have Fun In The Sun [1512d]
• Study Links Postpartum Depression To Baby Immediately Slapping, Flipping Off Mother After Birth [1512d]