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• ‘Easy, Good Boy,’ Says UberEats Driver Trying To Hand Delivery To Man Without Getting Bit [1534d]
• Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation [1534d]
• Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman [1534d]
• Hyundai Recalls 239,000 Cars For Exploding Seat Belt Parts [1534d]