The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Washington Commanders Let Make-A-Wish Kid Announce Pick, Become New Team President, Take Fall For Financial Irregularities [1562d]
• Poll Finds 58% Of U.S. Voters Would Back Independent Candidate Over Biden, Trump [1562d]
• Bus Driver Gives Up Seat To Pregnant Woman [1562d]
• R.L. Stine Testifies Before Congress To Get Kid-Eating Teachers Out Of Schools [1562d]
• Biden Tries To Boost Approval Ratings By Showing A Little Ankle [1562d]