The Brutalist Report

The Register

• Azure maintenance mess disrupted hybrid clouds, VPNs, cloudy VMware services [23d]
• Azure maintenance mess disrupts hybrid clouds, VPNs, cloudy VMware services [23d]
• Irony alert: OpenAI whines that Chinese model stole its special IP that it stole from everybody else [23d]
• Hot Dog! America's new chatbot is packed with wieners [23d]
• YouTube lunatic designed and 3D printed a working mechanical calculator [23d]
• Huawei boss claims homegrown AI chip sales top Nvidia in China [23d]
• Peter Norvig says all aboard for AI coding [23d]
• 16-year-old researcher found a Microsoft bug, got admin access to databases with 17.3 trillion rows [23d]
• Canonical begins pushing Resolute Raccoon [23d]
• Trump decrees era of 'Super Intelligence' upon us [23d]
• Show colleagues how much you care by sending an AI avatar to your Google Meet call [23d]
• AI market needs to make $6 trillion a year by 2031 to fund its infrastructure habit [23d]
• Ex-NCA officer ordered to surrender £1.8M for stealing seized Bitcoin [23d]
• Ex-NCA officer who worked on Silk Road operation ordered to repay £1.8M for stealing seized Bitcoin [23d]
• Where does your AI data actually live? [23d]
• OpenAI apes AWS Marketplace while Anthropic remains stubbornly Microsoftian [23d]
• Firefox 157: Could bold new look be just what Mozilla needs?* [23d]
• 7 in 10 enterprises expected to abandon vendor-built agentic AI by 2028 [23d]
• Apple makes the AirPods 5 slightly less hostile to repair [23d]
• Drunk Van Halen fan called Microsoft support and demanded to speak to Gates [23d]
• America is planning more AI datacenters than its chip supply can fill [23d]
• More than half of UK businesses lack confidence in basic cyber skills [23d]
• KDE turns 30 with Plasma 6.8, but the X11 session isn't invited [23d]
• UK rail cops' £320K face-scanning spree nets zero matches [23d]
• Spectre bug is back, this time to haunt JIT engines [24d]
• Airbus gets a new freighter – and its giant door – into the air for the first time [24d]
• OpenClaw slips on a suit to evade widespread business bans [24d]
• Trump administration gets Big Tech to sign weak, non-binding, AI regulations [24d]