The Brutalist Report

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• OpenAI makes ChatGPT better at banter [3d]
• The AI that spawned MechaHitler and deepfake porn puts on a suit to become legal advisor and Excel jockey [3d]
• Suspected Chinese snoops caught breaking into universities' Roundcube mailservers [3d]
• Intel-backed AI chip startup SambaNova breathes new life into aging Nvidia GPUs in latest benchmarks [3d]
• Former GitHub CEO launches competitor designed for the age of vibe coding [3d]
• OpenAI job listing suggests ChatGPT could someday replace junior analysts at Goldman Sachs [3d]
• GitHub Copilot: Sorry Dave, I can't do that harmful thing - unless you ask me in code [3d]
• Allstate Insurance quits Broadcom, alleges vengeful license audit on the way out [3d]
• AI memory crunch takes a bite out of PC shipments [3d]
• Tool promises to make lazy academics' AI-written papers sound more human [3d]
• Police intercept tipsy teens after Waymo snitches for shooting Orbeez out of the car [3d]
• Bug in top AI coding agents shows that Unix-era security headaches never really die [3d]
• China tells devs to ditch Claude Code over 'backdoor code' fears [3d]
• Ex-NASA boss points out small flaw in Moon landing plan: No lander [3d]
• Unexpected Windows bloat is due to bug, not by design [3d]