The Brutalist Report

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• StockHistory function becomes StockMystery as Microsoft Excel bugs out [25d]
• No membrane in sight as Osmos diffuses into Microsoft Fabric [25d]
• Mem-ageddon: AI chip frenzy to wallop DRAM prices with 70% hike [25d]
• Fake Windows BSODs check in at Europe's hotels to con staff into running malware [25d]
• Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one [25d]
• Congress ctrl-Zs bulk of proposed cuts to NASA science [25d]