The Brutalist Report

The Register

• Microsoft insists Copilot+ PCs are 'empowering the future' – reality disagrees [142d]
• Turns out Hayabusa2's next asteroid target isn't much bigger than the probe itself [142d]
• Ding ding: Fortra rings the perfect-10 bell over latest GoAnywhere MFT bug [142d]
• Court lets NSF keep swinging axe at $1B in research grants [142d]
• Scattered Spider teen cuffed after buying games and meals with extortion bitcoin [142d]
• One token to pwn them all: Entra ID bug could have granted access to every tenant [142d]
• Nice try, sinners: Pope nixes idea of AI pontiff blessing netizens [142d]
• User group says SAP's licensing models make cloud migration harder [142d]
• OpenAI plugs ShadowLeak bug in ChatGPT that let miscreants raid inboxes [142d]
• Charities warn Ofcom too soft on Online Safety Act violators [142d]
• British spreadsheet wizard will take mad skillz to Vegas after taking national Excel crown [142d]
• Word to the wise: Don't tell your IT manager they're not in Excel [142d]
• MI6 reveals 'Silent Courier' dark web portal upgrade it hopes will help it recruit new spies [142d]
• Slack threatened to delete nonprofit coding club’s data if it didn’t pay $50k in a week [142d]
• Pigs will fly: Uber Eats to trial drone delivery [142d]
• Humanity now has zero active robots at Venus as Japan ends 15-year ‘Dawn’ mission [142d]
• Microsoft boasts about humongous datacenter on abandoned Foxconn site in Wisconsin [143d]
• Intel and Nvidia sitting in a tree, NVLink-I-N-G [143d]
• Google stuffs Chrome full of AI features whether you like it or not [143d]
• Google pushes emergency patch for Chrome 0-day - check your browser version now [143d]
• Atlassian drops $1B on company that helps measure dev productivity [143d]
• AI can now design functional viruses - not the computer kind, either [143d]